Once upon a time there was a monkey called Jeff who lived in the spanish
teacher's book cupboard. He was trapped, forced to live there under the
spanish teachers will. Whilst mainly a source of sexual gratification the
Jeff monkey had other duties to perform including the general upkeep of
"www.thebutteredsmit.fun.ms". One day while Jeff was on the web he stumbled
upon some music which he very much desired. He stole some money from the
teacher and went and bought something called P&C. he had bought a Jeep the
year before and although this doesn't make sense date wise, he needed the
Jeep to know about and to play the P&C in. The teacher found it and
punished the monkey by making him put on a performance in the staff room
wearing a mini skirt, some rollerblades and drinking cocktails.

In his distress, the monkey tied a message for help (it read- "help mojo" even though his name was Jeff. perhaps he used to be called mojo before he was
captured, we don't know) to a V2 rocket and lauched it into space. The rocket landed on zero 7 where as luck would have it a Red Fairy playing some AC/DC rather loudly read the message. The Red Fairy vowed that once he had found his Midget they would, the two of them and some hired muscle in the form of an Argentinian drummer, travel back to earth on a tree and save the
monkey.

Jeff the monkey now a moviestar no longer wanted to be rescued, he
was enjoying being smacked (off his face) by the teacher and was earning
good money. The Midget being around the same height as the monkey was rather
annoyed that they had travelled all that way for nothing and so waited until the teacher was driving home with Jeff and waited till they were in some
traffic, promptly wrote a song and then drived by them with an 9mm uzi. To
the evil dwarf revenge felt good as did violence and sex. He left the part
about the monkey out of the song, the teacher aquired a new monkey called
Javier and they all lived happily ever after.

The End

By BlazedMonkey